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What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A redhead won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.
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How do you know when a red has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
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What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his rib cage.
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What's the true definition of a blonde?
Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
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What do you get when you add a battery to a redhead?
One is Eveready
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What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied- a redhead
let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
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How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
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Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"
Blonde after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid."
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How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
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Why don't reds like plastic vibrators?
Too frail for endurance.
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What's the diff erence between a blonde whore and a redhead whore?
After the blonde you put antibiotics on your dick;
After the redhead you put antibiotics on the bite marks on your shoulders.
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Female mating calls:
Blonde: "I'm soooo drunk"
Ugly blonde: "I said..I'm ..."
Brunette: "All the blondes are gone!"
Redhead: "Next!"
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How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
She unties you. {fair enough, if I got into bed with a redhead I wouldn't
want to be going anywhere-Sundance}
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Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful
blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?"
Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even
more beautiful brunette.
FS" Have you ever slept with a brunette?"
SS" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions"
They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the
other two girls for dead.
FS" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?"
His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink!"
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Red on the head, fire in the hole....
